January Agenda sans photos...

I think I almost died last night while exercising. I'm almost certain I caught a glimpse of Jesus and he was preparing a room for me.

I would provide photos, but for some reason this blog isn't allowing me to post pictures! I've called my sister to see if she's had trouble and .... of course, hers works fine. I guess Jesus didn't want his picture taken, and as it turns out, my room wasn't ready.

That's about par for the course. Nothing comes easy for me. nothing.

So since I can't display pictures I have several stories I've been holding back on.
One is a hooker story and one is about someone burying a body. In my backyard! I know. Now you're on the edge of your seats Internetz. BOTH stories are awesome, but both will have have to wait, until I can upload the pictures....

In the mean time, I will give you a little peek as to what to expect from me in the following weeks.

1) I heard from a very dear and lovely friend yesterday, we're going to be having lunch one day next week. I haven't figured out where yet, but it's gonna have to be someplace relatively healthy. You see I've been exercising (remember I met Jesus) and she told me she's lost 98 pounds! WAY TO GO GIRLFRIEND!! We have lots to catch up on and I can't wait to see her!

2) I have volunteered to participate in a nationwide count. I will be going to the Oklahoma County Jail and counting inmates that are considered homeless and doing a questionnaire for a project called ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND Homes. This is going to take place over the course of 3 days. I won't be able to provide pictures, since I'm not allowed to take my phone into the jail with me. I am just crossing my fingers and hoping that they don't keep me.  I work with some folks that might leave me behind just for giggles.

3) I start my United Way Community Volunteer Committee. I think I will be on subcommittee 15 this year, which covers; Goodwill Industries of Central Oklahoma, The Homeless Alliance, Positive  Tomorrows, and the Salvation Army. All valuable and worthy causes. If you would like to donate time and energy to some phenomenal non-profits, holler, I can send you in a good direction.

4) I have a dental appointment, with a hot new tribal dentist...Dr. Youngblood. Don't get too excited internetz, I think he's 12. It should just be a standard cleaning, but seriously, nothing in my life is simple or standard or easy.

......picture uploads STILL aren't working. Damnit.