Hatin'

Going to the grocery store is one of those chores that I hate to do. Always has been. It's a little more pleasant IF I have company with me, but I still would rather have my toenails removed with needle-nosed pliers; than spend $200 on one small trip to the grocery store.....and then there is still NOTHING to eat!

I also hate putting gas in my car. I'm not sure why. I know I prefer to go to stations that pump it for me, but those are few and far between. I fill up and top it off every time, so that I don't have to go back for at least 3 days. Yes. I said THREE days. I drive. A. LOT.

I hate driving in the "City". There are so many one-way streets and I get so turned around. I mean, I know my directions, North-East-South-West, but I'm lost when you say "know where the Holiday Inn is on Meridian?" Ummmm.... that's a hotel right? In the City? on a street? ummm....No. I have no clue where that is. West maybe?

I also detest putting away laundry. I don't know why. It just seems that I look around and I have clean folded laundry on the kitchen table from last week. I mean we've ate at least 5 sit-down meals around this laundry all week long. I guess we just push it aside, because NOBODY makes an effort to put it away. NOBODY. Finally I'll get fed up and take it to my room, where it will sit on my dresser until I decide I'm going to wear it again.....I have TONS of clothes, but I only seem to wear the SAME things 90% of the time. What does that say about me? Other than the obvious, I'm lazy.

What else do I hate, oh....yes.... LEAVES. I think they should all be annihilated. Not while they are on the trees, but the minute they hit the ground. ZAP. vaporized. I hate leaves because I have over 100 trees on my property and they all POOP leaves. I'm ASS deep in leaves and I hate it. They end up everywhere. In the garage, in my car, in the kitchen floor.... I've even found a leaf or two in my bed!

I am recently learning to hate exercise. Jumping Jacks because I feel like I'm wetting my pants with each count and crunches Because that shit HURTS. I do 10 solid minutes of cardio of a morning and 20 at night. So now I dread morning and evenings.

I also hate hangovers, sun burns, dirty diapers, vomit, people that don't use their blinkers, cold coffee, death, periods, taxes, dirty laundry, moldy shower curtains, flat tires, cold showers, morning breath, rotten eggs, insurance underwriters, credit bureau, cavities, cramps, bladder infections, gum on my shoe, burnt out light bulbs, absence of toilet paper, public bathrooms, lost keys, and broken hearts.

Wow! I'm in a hatin' mood. Must be winter. Cause I hate the cold the most.