Illegal Activity

Hey Internetz, if you know me on a personal basis, and have ever come to my house, you will know that I live directly behind a cemetery. I mean it is literally in my back yard.

Now having a cemetery in the backyard has all kinds of positive benefits, but the top three:

1) you have the most rockin' Halloween Parties EVER!!
2) Neighbors are pretty quite
3) Never run out of pretty flowers

It's not all coming up roses over there, though. I have a couple of negative things that happen too.
Most recently... THIS

Darn picture won't import right, ugh...nothing is easy!!!

Now I'm looking out my back patio doors and I see this older model 4-door sedan type car pull up. Trunk open. Shovel handle hanging out and at least 2 LARGE black plastic bags inside.  A very mafia looking man gets out of the drivers side, and starts to dig. Not in an existing grave, but on the side of the path.

I have my daughter verify what I think I'm seeing, which she did. I calmly, but quickly closed all the blinds and turned out the lights, and made the kids sit in the dark until the stranger was gone.

The things I endure for Rock-Star Halloween Status!