I'm going on a date....

It's a SECOND date, well... last date. This guy is really nice.
He's TALL, 6'2". Athletic build, but not bulky. Full beard. Blue eyes. I can see the curls of his chest hair in the neck of his shirt. COMPLETELY opposite physical appearance than what I'm used to. Remember I'm attracted to the sexy bad boy....He's handsome enough though. Just seems a little fidgety.  Could be because this is our second date. Our first date we met for drinks at a restaurant in Midwest City after work one evening. I drank WAY more than I should have, which is about par for me.

Our second date was lunch at a restaurant. NO DRINKING involved. Since things aren't skewed by alcohol, I had an opportunity to pick him apart. Only in my mind of course.

He's an investigator. He tells me he does background checks and interviews for people needing security clearances for Military Bases, Airports, Prisons and such... I would guess he's not that good at it, since he's on a second date with me.... All he'd have to do to investigate me, is scroll through my facebook and see that I drink too much, have commitment issues, dysfunctional relationships and have full blown conversations with a  dog named Karma...(who wants her OWN blog. I know, someone needs to tell her she's ridiculous). That's some mental health issues waiting to bloom. Why would you go on a second date with THAT?? I know why... You're a TERRIBLE investigator.

My second date friend also has FOUR kids... all under the age of 16. Even if he was PERFECT...this would not be desirable. I have 2 kids and a dog. That makes a total of 6 kids plus a pet. I know, I double checked the numbers too. It makes me tired just to think about it. T.I.R.E.D.  He spent the whole meal talking about his kids. But in his defense, I did ask. They seem like pretty normal kids. I generally like kids. Generally. But 4 that don't belong to me, I'm not sure I'm up for that.

He lives in Moore. Which is another problem for me. I don't drive. I don't like to do it. I drive to and from work. The gym is on my way home, so that's easy enough to add in. But to just GO to Moore, Oklahoma...? ummmm... no. He says traveling isn't a problem for him. And my mind twists that to...."I'll come to YOUR house and stay".... that's where panic sets in. NOPE. No more dates. Nice to meet you.

So this guy gets a B-

Too Many Kids, Lives too far away, Terrible at his job