Friday Night is almost here...

I have another 2nd date tonight.

This guy is Super Good Looking, but young. Late 30s.  Because I'm an EXCELLENT investigator, I can tell from stalking his facebook profile, he looks good with a beard and without, which is very hard to pull off.  I'm not sure how tall he is, because I had a little too much to drink on our first date, but I do remember an athletic build and incredibly blue eyes.  I would post a picture, but apparently we have friends in common on facebook, and I will NEVER kiss and tell.

I know he is employed. Something to do with parts in the oil field....RED FLAG...probably almost unemployed. He says his job isn't in jeopardy, but anything in the oil field is in jeopardy if you ask me. He has 2 kids, same age as my kids. Except he's a grandpa by his oldest... thankfully, I am NOT a G-ma. I'm too young to be a G-ma! On the plus side neither of the kids live with him. I can live with 2 kids, since I have two kids. BUT only because neither child lives in Oklahoma. They are both HOURS away.

SO... How is this going to go south? I can already tell...He's from Arkansas. Home of the Razorbacks. The state where the family tree grows straight up, like a pencil. Probably hates the Sooners. I mean, who can date someone that isn't a Sooners fan. That's sacrilegious. So this poor fella, is out before the second date. Transplant Okie. Probably a deal breaker.

I'll try to let you know later this evening how things went. The problem is, my cell phone has crashed.
Which is probably why I need to cancel said date, anyway.... I mean, what if he turns out the be a serial killer, or a bank robber, or an avid Razorback fan? What if I need my phone to call for help? What if my son needs me? What if my dog Karma, needs me? That settles it. I can't go.




















Shit.

He'll probably let me use his phone, huh? Great. Now my prints will be on a bank robber's phone.... I can't have that. Okay internetz change of your Friday night plans. I need you all to show up at Chili's tonight. 5:00. at the bar. Just incase I need to use a phone or get away from a bank robber. Who knows, maybe he'll buy you a beer....