Thursday, December 6, 2012

Nameless
Today I want to talk about my car. I love my car. My car has lasted longer than my past several relationships.

My car has been stolen from me, and then recovered. I love love love my car.

My car is a beautiful slate-gray color. It has a sun roof and electric heated leather seats. It has a remote start, digital readings and cruise control.

The feature I love most about my car? The drivers side looks much like a cockpit of an airplane. All the controls and readings are geared toward me. Have I told you I love my car?

What else I love about my car? I made my last car payment this month! My car is officially MINE!!! MINE!! This make me smile. You see, I have never paid off a car from start to finish. I have always traded mine in for another car. But this car is different. This car is a keeper. I love this car LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!!

What makes me sad?... As I sit her and profess my love for this vehichle I realize...I have been in a 5 year relationship with her, and I don't even know her name. What kind of owner does that make me? Excuse me. I need a minute.

2 comments:

  1. It’s been 5 years, and you haven’t thought of a name for your car? I think you should decide first whether it’s male or a female.. I think, by the way you speak of your car like “lasted longer than my past several relationships” means that it’s a female, right? How about Brianna? It’s a nice name!

    -Erwin Calverley

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  2. Brianna is a lovely name. Brianna it is.
    Now what to name my Garmin. She is also a female. Suggestions?

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